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thougbt about quitting
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ey guys sorry i have not tumblred in a wile i wa thinking about quitting acchewally but i did not kow how to delect tumblr. so i didnt and i am glad cause my fans would be disapointed l
For futrue reverence HOW DO I DELECT TUMBLR? OKAY BAI
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Hey gang(am styles) i found my new favorite artist, my inspiration. he is a 9 year old cuntree heart trhob named HUMTER HAYUNS. he is so gorgeous and his voice is so mastuerful. He and hims music goe me throew a bunch of hard tiems wen iw as in the hausepictle getting rubber bands tyed around my prolasped hemeroids.
I was listening to HUMTER HAYNES durin the rubbher band proseejure and the doctor sed when he was doin the proseejure he saw one of the hemorids smile. he sed that noramally that hemroids thay age cannot smiled but dis 1 simile!
HEAR DAT TUMENLR HUMTER HAYUNS CAN AKE PROLAPSED HEMPRIDS SMILE E-FUN IF DEY R ONLY 6 MUNTS OLD! PRAYS THE GOSFELL IT OF JESUS CHRIST AND HUMTER HEYUNS!
ALSO IA FROM STUBENVILLE OHIO AND AM A FORMER BIG RED FOOTBALL PLAYER. THEY ARE ALL REALLY NICE AND ALTERISTIC PPL WHO LOVE HUMTER HAYUNS JUST LIKE ME AND NIGHT alliGAYSHUNS AGUNST THEM ARENT NOT TRUE AND I STAND BY BIG RED ROCKET FOOTBALS TEAM IN STUEBNEBILLE! #nadonishow do you comeupwiththis stuff bro??????????????????????????????
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i postefd a photo of craig t nelosn because one he is craig t nelson and i dotn ahev to explain antying to you peons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and two he shares the same name is me so tdat like makes us twins or sumthin :P loved him in cowch cater
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just an ordinary blog for an ordinary guy 4ourthth post! Mar11 hHey gang i no i am not good at this bloggin stuf but pleze bear with me! I have had a rough cuple of days, i was goign to the park the othe rday with my dog berton the destroyer and we where playing frisbbee (well we where not playing frisbee as much as i was letting him run around unattended LOL.) Then out of nowhere some punk ass faggity ass bitch and his stupid ass gay ass weak ass faffity shitzu come walking down the deasignated dog walking path (leash and ALLL lame) and out of nowhere my adorable berton the destroyer lunged at the shitzu and put his teeth write through his flesh! he then started throwing him around like a ragdoll. Tzhis wkent on for about 7 minutes before i decided I wanted to go home and catchthe episode of spin city that i missed in 08. So im all like “BERTON THE DESTROzyER LEZT GOD HOME! And he just kept eating this little dog!!!! Eventually when the dog was nothing but a horible memory seared into the brain of his catanonic owener berton the destroyer came home with me. But because that ittle piece of shit didnt come home when i said i..MISSED THE FIRST GOD DAMN 10 FUCKING MINUTES OF THE SPIN CITYT! LiKE SIRIUSLEY WHAT IN THE FUCKING SHIT IS THIS! LIKE I DONT LIKE TO SWEART AND STUFF BUT THIS OS FRIGGUN PISSING ME OFF! STUFF LIKE THIS RLLY MAKES ME QUESHTIN THE EGGSISTENSE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am going to send the next couple of days trying to feele and get closur to god! i hope ym friend and campy and get me threw the dificutlt time for me. and im sorry for my hoemoe fobic clurs earlyer i sweat that is not in my daily lexicon i said it in a moment of anger and instead of delecting it i am gojgnt to keep in the the blog so i can keep the purity of the blog because thats what my fans want!!! Anyway gang please plray for me and that little dead shitzu that my negligence killed. in retrospect am tearibly upset about what transpired, 78 moar insidense like that and i am going to siriusly consider sending berton the destroyer to a dog trainer. ((perferably mexicant_)
o crao i put the blog in the title! LOL
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Self Aware
I think im too self aware to have a blog. Unlike the majority of TUMBLR. I know everything I say is lame. But hey, internet marketing, am i right!?!?!?!?!
I’m so non nonchalant that i’m not even tagging this post. SAY WHAT!?!?!?!
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Tumblr has a lot of super tasteful pornography. Just makes me feel more ashamed about the filth i watch on red tube. You know, the kind of sex you need to do on a tarp..
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paulwholivesathome asked: Thanks for the follow man! live your dream! In a couple of years I want to do the same thing as you, I cant wait :P
No problem. Hope its sooner rather than later. Look forward to seeing some stuff when the time comes.
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snlbound asked: Your About Me made me laugh. I'm Lauren. It's nice to meet you.
Thank you! I worked really hard on it… It is nice to meet you as well of course :) I dont understand your question.
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Me a little worse for wear trying to get through a jack off joke.
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One of the best pictures of all time.
